pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

cokeflow:

do gifs stop moving when they’re off the screen or what 

deancasotp:

simonmarshallcolfer:

so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”

fishingboatproceeds:

allthingsbagel:

fishingboatproceeds:

danisnotonfire:

amazingphil:

kickthepj:

crabstickz:

People

Are

Easy

To

Kill

is that john green

no

(Source: dnhowell)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

lookingforcastiel:

my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra)

i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one

(Source: vans-supreme)