why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

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does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme

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aranyeha:

SO MY BEST FRIEND WAS WORKING ON HER HISTORY PROJECT AND SHE NEEDED SOME CHINESE CHARACTERS FOR IT SO I GOOGLE TRANSLATED ‘YOU’RE GAY’ AND PUT IT IN CHINESE AND SHE DREW THAT IN MARKER ON HER PROJECT AND IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS BUT IT TURNS OUT OUR TEACHER CAN READ CHINESE IM GONNA FUCKING PISS ON THE FLOOR

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